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	{{Attribution\|attributions=History and Timeline by Conflee with revisions by Karmakitsuna and Grapegifter.		{{Attribution\|attributions=History and Timeline by Conflee with revisions by Karmakitsuna and Grapegifter.

	General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}		General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}

Conflee at 22:24, 17 January 2026

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	The year is 2526. Welcome to Space Station 14.		The year is 2526. Welcome to Space Station 14.

			=== ''For events taking place since the server opened, refer to the [[Recent Events]] page.'' ===
	'''For ~~the continuation of the story, as has unfolded~~ since the server opened, refer to the [[Recent Events]] page.''~~'<br />~~
	{{Attribution\|attributions=History and Timeline by Conflee with revisions by Karmakitsuna and Grapegifter.		{{Attribution\|attributions=History and Timeline by Conflee with revisions by Karmakitsuna and Grapegifter.

	General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}		General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}

Conflee at 22:23, 17 January 2026

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	Though the Syndicate had seemingly disappeared for good and was believed for many years to have dissolved into disparate factions of its own, the second generation did not lay completely dormant. Following the mysterious disappearance of Space Station 13 and all of it's crew, rumors have begun circulating that the Syndicate has reawakened, and that somehow Euukho is still in charge. Speculation and rumors run rampant with everything from tamed space dragons to bluespace warfare, to even nuclear devices being the cause, but Central Command and the Trans-Solar Federation insist these are baseless rumors and fearmongering.		Though the Syndicate had seemingly disappeared for good and was believed for many years to have dissolved into disparate factions of its own, the second generation did not lay completely dormant. Following the mysterious disappearance of Space Station 13 and all of it's crew, rumors have begun circulating that the Syndicate has reawakened, and that somehow Euukho is still in charge. Speculation and rumors run rampant with everything from tamed space dragons to bluespace warfare, to even nuclear devices being the cause, but Central Command and the Trans-Solar Federation insist these are baseless rumors and fearmongering.

	In 2525, Giggles-At-Crimes made a horrific return, launching a surprise attack on Quadrant Three and the Starlight Sector. In the first hours of the conflict, three stations fell to his Honkbeasts, while another six were under siege, including Central Command itself. Dozens of shuttles full of Spaygo Berserkers in ancient Clown Battlesuits stormed the stations, cutting down crewmembers and security alike with RGB Energy Swords. After several hours of brutal fighting, most stations were secure enough for Central Command to deploy multiple remote Gamma Armories out of Bluespace, winning the first battles of the conflict soundly. Even though NanoTrasen and Central Command attained victory, several stations were completely lost, while others were majorly damaged and put out of use for the time being. Clown Anomalies, spreading horrid meaty clown creatures, consumed large swaths of Core and Oasis, requiring heavy CBURN responses to cleanse. Box even briefly armed its own Nuclear Warhead, before the situation was brought back under control and the nuclear device was deemed unneeded.

	Despite the heavy fighting, and what could mostly be considered a victory by NanoTrasen, Central Command, and the Trans-Solar Federation as a whole, the situation left everyone uneasy and on edge. Sifting through the mounds of dead Clowns, it became clear that Giggles-At-Crimes was still missing, plotting somewhere in the dark recesses of the universe.

	Later that year Euukho Zek'huil, who had been believed to have been killed during the Pod Wars was found flying through TSF space. Following a brief pursuit his ship, a 25th century GM-01 War Hawk, FTLed using Red Space into a Starboard model NanoTrasen Station. The crash resulted in mass destruction to the Station's Science Department, the destruction of the G01-WarHawk and a broken leg for Euukho. The station's crew was able to delay Euukho until the arrival of NanoTrasen Special Forces, who captured Euukho after a failed attempt to commandeer their shuttle.

	~~Euukho was transported to a Central Command outpost. However, the outpost was assaulted by a criminal entity in a suicidal rescue mission and Euukho was able to escape.~~

	Early the following year chaos unfolded on Oasis Station.The Feast of Fools, a nearly universal clown holiday celebrated by most sects of the Faith of the Honkmother and known for excessive noise, extreme lubrication events, and law enforcement resignations, occurred on January 10th. On this comically sacred day, the Honkmother is rumored to appear and select a single individual to whisper the funniest joke ever told. On that day, the Honkmother made her first appearance in the Starlight sector. Her arrival on Oasis Station was met with doctrinal celebration and operational concern in nearly equal measure. Desperate command members faxed for assistance from Central Command. However, as fate would have it, their employers had already received hundreds of such letters claiming the Honkmother had risen- as such reports are a common prank among clowns able to procure the appropriate stamp on their day of merriment. Thus their requests were rejected.

	Festivities continued in the center of Oasis. The crew told the Honkmother jokes and engaged in a traditional slipping competition. However, this provided a distraction for a shuttle of clown cultists, followers of Giggles-at-Crime, to infiltrate the station. They began to perform dark rituals in the maintenance corridors, to ‘empower’ the Honkmother. Security logs would later note that response time was delayed due to ‘ongoing holy slipping. Slowly, the Honkmother’s mirth and benevolence left, only to be replaced by spite and maliciousness. By the time security found the cultists, it was too late. The Honkmother transformed; her red hair faded, her smile turned to a smirk, and most shockingly her own abdomen tore into a gaping maw from which only mean-spirited jokes and vicious mockery were uttered. Following this incident, this entity has come to be known as the Jonkmother. She incited dangerous pranks, slips turned into falls and slapstick twisted into knife fights. Clown anomalies formed, and during the ensuing panic, the cultists continued their work, erecting more ritual sites. Ironically, an anomaly manifested within the Jonkmother herself. When she went critical, clown kudzu and behonkers exploded from within. Through valiant efforts, the crew fought against overwhelming odds, against the cultists, and even some of their own. They destroyed the ritual sites, banished the clown kudzu, and evaded one behonker that had somehow become invisible in what was later called “the worst game of hide and seek”. The crew’s efforts restored the Honkmother to her true form. She assisted the station with their wounded, and blessed one crew member whom she’d deemed to have the best joke, with the funniest joke of all.

	However, Giggles-at-Crime had proven himself and his followers, consequently named the Jonkists, to be more dangerous than ever imagined. Unlike followers of Narsie or Ratvar, they had succeeded not only in finding their own God, but also in corrupting her beyond recognition. Their motivations remained unknown, as did their whereabouts.

			The year is 2526. Welcome to Space Station 14.

	~~The year is 2526. Welcome to Space Station 14.~~

	<br />		'''For the continuation of the story, as has unfolded since the server opened, refer to the [[Recent Events]] page.'''<br />
	{{Attribution\|attributions=History and Timeline by Conflee with revisions by Karmakitsuna and Grapegifter.		{{Attribution\|attributions=History and Timeline by Conflee with revisions by Karmakitsuna and Grapegifter.

	General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}		General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}

KarmaKitsuna: /* The 26th Century */ Added info on Feast of Fools Event, and updated to the current year

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The 26th Century: Added info on Feast of Fools Event, and updated to the current year

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	Euukho was transported to a Central Command outpost. However, the outpost was assaulted by a criminal entity in a suicidal rescue mission and Euukho was able to escape.		Euukho was transported to a Central Command outpost. However, the outpost was assaulted by a criminal entity in a suicidal rescue mission and Euukho was able to escape.

	The year is ~~2525~~. Welcome to Space Station 14.		Early the following year chaos unfolded on Oasis Station.The Feast of Fools, a nearly universal clown holiday celebrated by most sects of the Faith of the Honkmother and known for excessive noise, extreme lubrication events, and law enforcement resignations, occurred on January 10th. On this comically sacred day, the Honkmother is rumored to appear and select a single individual to whisper the funniest joke ever told. On that day, the Honkmother made her first appearance in the Starlight sector. Her arrival on Oasis Station was met with doctrinal celebration and operational concern in nearly equal measure. Desperate command members faxed for assistance from Central Command. However, as fate would have it, their employers had already received hundreds of such letters claiming the Honkmother had risen- as such reports are a common prank among clowns able to procure the appropriate stamp on their day of merriment. Thus their requests were rejected.

			Festivities continued in the center of Oasis. The crew told the Honkmother jokes and engaged in a traditional slipping competition. However, this provided a distraction for a shuttle of clown cultists, followers of Giggles-at-Crime, to infiltrate the station. They began to perform dark rituals in the maintenance corridors, to ‘empower’ the Honkmother. Security logs would later note that response time was delayed due to ‘ongoing holy slipping. Slowly, the Honkmother’s mirth and benevolence left, only to be replaced by spite and maliciousness. By the time security found the cultists, it was too late. The Honkmother transformed; her red hair faded, her smile turned to a smirk, and most shockingly her own abdomen tore into a gaping maw from which only mean-spirited jokes and vicious mockery were uttered. Following this incident, this entity has come to be known as the Jonkmother. She incited dangerous pranks, slips turned into falls and slapstick twisted into knife fights. Clown anomalies formed, and during the ensuing panic, the cultists continued their work, erecting more ritual sites. Ironically, an anomaly manifested within the Jonkmother herself. When she went critical, clown kudzu and behonkers exploded from within. Through valiant efforts, the crew fought against overwhelming odds, against the cultists, and even some of their own. They destroyed the ritual sites, banished the clown kudzu, and evaded one behonker that had somehow become invisible in what was later called “the worst game of hide and seek”. The crew’s efforts restored the Honkmother to her true form. She assisted the station with their wounded, and blessed one crew member whom she’d deemed to have the best joke, with the funniest joke of all.

			However, Giggles-at-Crime had proven himself and his followers, consequently named the Jonkists, to be more dangerous than ever imagined. Unlike followers of Narsie or Ratvar, they had succeeded not only in finding their own God, but also in corrupting her beyond recognition. Their motivations remained unknown, as did their whereabouts.


			The year is 2526. Welcome to Space Station 14.

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KarmaKitsuna: Updated with information on the events from 'Lord', aka the return of Euukho

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Updated with information on the events from 'Lord', aka the return of Euukho

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	Despite the heavy fighting, and what could mostly be considered a victory by NanoTrasen, Central Command, and the Trans-Solar Federation as a whole, the situation left everyone uneasy and on edge. Sifting through the mounds of dead Clowns, it became clear that Giggles-At-Crimes was still missing, plotting somewhere in the dark recesses of the universe.		Despite the heavy fighting, and what could mostly be considered a victory by NanoTrasen, Central Command, and the Trans-Solar Federation as a whole, the situation left everyone uneasy and on edge. Sifting through the mounds of dead Clowns, it became clear that Giggles-At-Crimes was still missing, plotting somewhere in the dark recesses of the universe.

			Later that year Euukho Zek'huil, who had been believed to have been killed during the Pod Wars was found flying through TSF space. Following a brief pursuit his ship, a 25th century GM-01 War Hawk, FTLed using Red Space into a Starboard model NanoTrasen Station. The crash resulted in mass destruction to the Station's Science Department, the destruction of the G01-WarHawk and a broken leg for Euukho. The station's crew was able to delay Euukho until the arrival of NanoTrasen Special Forces, who captured Euukho after a failed attempt to commandeer their shuttle.

			Euukho was transported to a Central Command outpost. However, the outpost was assaulted by a criminal entity in a suicidal rescue mission and Euukho was able to escape.

	The year is 2525. Welcome to Space Station 14.		The year is 2525. Welcome to Space Station 14.

Conflee at 04:37, 11 September 2025

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Conflee at 16:50, 3 July 2025

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	{{Attribution\|attributions=History and Timeline by Conflee with revisions by ~~Karmakitsune~~ and Grapegifter.		{{Attribution\|attributions=History and Timeline by Conflee with revisions by Karmakitsuna and Grapegifter.

	General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}		General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}

Conflee at 16:31, 3 July 2025

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	The year is 2525. Welcome to Space Station 14.		The year is 2525. Welcome to Space Station 14.

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	General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}		General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}

Conflee at 16:02, 3 July 2025

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	The year is 2525. Welcome to Space Station 14.		The year is 2525. Welcome to Space Station 14.

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			General events and information on the TSF and USSP broadly adapted from Paradise Station writers like Flattestguitar, Shadeykins, Zydras, and more.}}

Conflee at 03:58, 21 June 2025

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	Over the next 50 years the Cult of the Honkmother would grow in numbers, bolstered dramatically with each new species encountered by the Trans-Solar Federation as knowledge of their shared ancient religion spread. The Arachnids, Slimes, and even Cyclorites were all found to either have an active Clown and Mime population, or to have had one in their pasts. But this raised a new question, a question many feared to find the answer to now. What about the Mimes? This question grew louder and louder amongst the growing Mime community, though only metaphorically. Everywhere that new discoveries were made, it was obvious the Mimes played some role in this strange ancient religion, but there was never any information on them to be found. They were simply there, a silent presence. Silence. Silence became their answer. As the Clowns grew more and more obnoxiously loud, the Mimes forged their new identity in silence. The silence to balance the noise. Or to some, as tensions increased, the silence to end the noise.		Over the next 50 years the Cult of the Honkmother would grow in numbers, bolstered dramatically with each new species encountered by the Trans-Solar Federation as knowledge of their shared ancient religion spread. The Arachnids, Slimes, and even Cyclorites were all found to either have an active Clown and Mime population, or to have had one in their pasts. But this raised a new question, a question many feared to find the answer to now. What about the Mimes? This question grew louder and louder amongst the growing Mime community, though only metaphorically. Everywhere that new discoveries were made, it was obvious the Mimes played some role in this strange ancient religion, but there was never any information on them to be found. They were simply there, a silent presence. Silence. Silence became their answer. As the Clowns grew more and more obnoxiously loud, the Mimes forged their new identity in silence. The silence to balance the noise. Or to some, as tensions increased, the silence to end the noise.

	Despite the best efforts of the Trans-Solar Federation, peace talks between the Clowns and Mimes proved fruitless for all of the reasons you would assume. The Mimes became increasingly galvanized by the Cult of the Honkmother's behavior, with tens of thousands flocking to take the Oath of Silence in opposition to the Clown menace, until eventually the situation broke down entirely. In 2362, the Clown-Mime Intergalactic War began. The conflict was brutal, more brutal than anyone could have anticipated. Several entities, most notably ~~Central Command~~, supplied the Mimes with armaments and shuttles, while Cybersun secretly funded the development of the first generation of H.O.N.K Mechs, with both sides seeking to use the conflict as a proxy war of sorts. But neither were ready for what the Clowns unearthed.		Despite the best efforts of the Trans-Solar Federation, peace talks between the Clowns and Mimes proved fruitless for all of the reasons you would assume. The Mimes became increasingly galvanized by the Cult of the Honkmother's behavior, with tens of thousands flocking to take the Oath of Silence in opposition to the Clown menace, until eventually the situation broke down entirely. In 2362, the Clown-Mime Intergalactic War began. The conflict was brutal, more brutal than anyone could have anticipated. Several entities, most notably NanoTrasen, supplied the Mimes with armaments and shuttles, while Cybersun secretly funded the development of the first generation of H.O.N.K Mechs, with both sides seeking to use the conflict as a proxy war of sorts. But neither were ready for what the Clowns unearthed.

	Nobody knows how, or where from, but the High Clown Giggles-At-Crimes began unleashing horrific twisted creatures upon the Mimes and soon the whole galaxy. Driven mad by his faith, he targeted anyone who was not a Clown. Clownspiders were hatched onboard Trans-Solar Federation stations and shuttles, and Behonkers besieged strongholds on multiple worlds. This caused a religious schism in the Cult of the Honkmother, as those who wished only to spread whimsy and laughter began to turn on the more radicalized followers of Giggles-At-Crimes. It became necessary for the Trans-Solar Federation to step in and force both sides to diplomacy. At the first peace summit, Giggles-At-Crimes threatened to summon a "Level 100 Gigglebeast", this was provocation enough for a Mime Assassin to shoot him through the heart three times before being detained by the TSF. The second peace summit was held with the more moderate followers of the Honkmother, and resulted in the restructuring of the Cult of the Honkmother. Hundreds of stipulations and agreements were settled within what would become known as the "Carnival Treaties", finally bringing peace to the two factions, though the scars of this conflict made relations between Clowns and Mimes troubled for a century after.		Nobody knows how, or where from, but the High Clown Giggles-At-Crimes began unleashing horrific twisted creatures upon the Mimes and soon the whole galaxy. Driven mad by his faith, he targeted anyone who was not a Clown. Clownspiders were hatched onboard Trans-Solar Federation stations and shuttles, and Behonkers besieged strongholds on multiple worlds. This caused a religious schism in the Cult of the Honkmother, as those who wished only to spread whimsy and laughter began to turn on the more radicalized followers of Giggles-At-Crimes. It became necessary for the Trans-Solar Federation to step in and force both sides to diplomacy. At the first peace summit, Giggles-At-Crimes threatened to summon a "Level 100 Gigglebeast", this was provocation enough for a Mime Assassin to shoot him through the heart three times before being detained by the TSF. The second peace summit was held with the more moderate followers of the Honkmother, and resulted in the restructuring of the Cult of the Honkmother. Hundreds of stipulations and agreements were settled within what would become known as the "Carnival Treaties", finally bringing peace to the two factions, though the scars of this conflict made relations between Clowns and Mimes troubled for a century after.